Lesson for guys

1. wHeN a giRl sAyS sHe'S sAd, bUt sHe aiN't cRyiNg, iT mEaNs sHe'S cRyiNg iN hEr hEaRt.

2. wHeN sHe iGnOrEs yOu aFtEr yOu'Ve dOnE sOmEtHhiNg wRoNg, iT's bEsT tO giF hEr sOmE tiMe tO cOoL dOwN b4 tOuChiNg hEr hEaRt wiF aN aPoLoGy.

3. A giRl cAn't fiNd aNyThiNg tO hAtE 'bOut tHe gUy sHe lOvEs wHiCh iS Y iT's sO hArd fOr hEr tO 'gEt oVeR hiM' aFtEr tHe rElAtiOnShiP iS oVeR..

4. iF a giRl lOvEs a gUy, hE'LL aLwAyZ b oN hEr miNd eVeRy miNuTe oF tHe dAy, eVeN iF sHe iS wiF hEr bEsT giRLfReNs..

5. wHeN tHe gUy sHe lYkS sMiLeS n lOoKs dEeP iNtO hEr eYeS, sHe'LL siMpLy mElT.

6. A giRl lYkS tO hEaR cOmPliMeNtS bUt uSuAllY iS nOt sUrE hOw tO rEaCt tO dEm.

7. wHeN a gUy fLiRtS wiF a giRl vErY oFtEn, tHe giRl wUd sTaRt wOnDeRiNG iF tHe gUy lYkS hEr. sO iF yOu tReAt a giRl oNlY aS a fReN, gO eZ oN tHe sMiLeS n sTaReS kAeZ..

8. iF yOu dUn lYk a giRl hU lYkS yOu, teLL hEr gEntLy..

9. iF a giRl sTaRtS aVoiDiNg yOu aFtEr yOu rEjEctEd hEr, lEaVe hEr aLoNe fOr aWhiLe..iF yOu sTiLL tReAt hEr aS a fReN, tOk tO hEr..

10. giRls eNjOy tOkiNg aBt wAd dEy fEeL..mUsiC, pOeTry, dRaWiNg n wRiTiNg r wAyS oF eXpReSsiNg tHeMsElVeS wHiCh eXpLaiNs Y mOst giRls lYk wRiTiNg jOuRnAlS n lEtTeRs..

11. nV teLL a giRl tAd sHe iS uSeLeSs iN aNy wAy.

12. bEiNg tOo sEriOuS mAy tUrN a giRl oFf..

13. wHeN tHe gUy sHe lYkS caLLs hEr fOr tHe 1sT tiMe, tHe giRl mAy aCt uNiNtErEsTeD dUriNg tHe caLL..bUt aS sOoN aS tHe pHoNe iS bAcK oN tHe hOoK, sHe wiLL whOOp wiF jOy n iMmEdiAtEly sTaRt tElEpHoNiNg hEr fReNs tO sPrEaD tHe nEwS..

14. A sMiLe mEaNs a lOt tO a giRl.

15. iF yOu lYk a giRl, tRy bEiNg hEr fReN 1st..lEt hEr gEt tO nOE mOrE aBt yOu..

16. iF a giRl sAyS sHe cAn't gO oUt wiF yOu cOz sHe hAs tO sTuDy, jUz lEaVe..

17. bUt iF sHe sTiLL caLLs yOu oR eXpEcT a caLL fRm yOu, sTaY..

18. dUn tRy tO gUeSs a giRl'S fEeLiNgS..aSk hEr..

19. hEaRiNg tHe wOrdS "i lOvE yOu" iS a gReAt rEaSsUrAnCe tO a giRl tAd sHe iS bEaUtiFuL..

20. aFtEr a giRl faLLs iN lOvE wiF a gUy, sHe'LL wOndEr Y sHe nV nOtiCed hiM bEfOrE..

21. iF yOu nEed tiPs oN hOw tO fLiRt wiF a giRl, rEad rOmAnCe sToRiEs..

22. wHeN cLaSs piCtUrEs cUm oUt, a giRl wUd 1st cHeCk hU iS sTaNdiNg nExt tO hEr cRuSh bEfOrE aCtUaLLy lOoKiNg aT hErSeLf..

23. a giRl's eX-cRuSh wiLL aLwAyX B iN hEr mEmOrY, bUt tHe gUy sHe lOvEs nOw sTaYs iN hEr hEaRt..

24. giRls lOvE hAviNg fUn!

25. a siMpLe 'Hi' cAn bRiGhTeN a giRl's dAy..

26. a giRl's bEst fReNs uSuALLy nOe bEsT wAd sHe iS fEeLiNg n gOiNg tHrU.

27. giRls hAte iT wHeN a gUy pAyS aTtEnTiOn tO dEm jUz tO gEt cLoSe tO tHeiR 'pReTtiEr' fReN..

28. lOvE mEaNs dEvOtiOn, cAriNg n hApPiNeSs tO a giRl, iN tAd oRdEr..

29. sOmE giRls cArE aBt lOoKs, sOmE cArE aBt bRaiNs, bUt ALL giRlS wAn a gUy hU'LL lOvE n cArE fOr dEm..

30. giRlS wAn nTh mOrE tHaN tO fEeL lOvEd..

31. giRlS wAit mOnThS n yEaRs fOr tHe gUy dEy lOvEd siMpLy cOz dEy wAnTeD tO b lOvEd iN rEtUrN..

-forwarded mail i receieved eons ago

Statistics

only 2 in 5 men tell their wives "i love you" everyday.

-class 95

I said this.

when pigs die,
they become pork.
when cows die,
they become beef.

-my crappy logic.

hahahahaha.... carn believe i said sumthin liddat...

Radio Humour

its such a cold and rainy day tt even i am considering wearing a bra.

-a male DJ on class95

Sweet, in the cheeky way

"i tell u i got 6/6 eyesight, when it comes to lookin at gals..."

"when not lookin? r u short sighted?"

"hehe.... dats a gd one.... got lar, when im wif u, so only look at u....."

-him.

The things in life..

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the coffee...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
"I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else-the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you."

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner."

"Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

-forwarded email

Guys vs Girls

Guys drink to forget about the girl...
Girls drink to think back about the guy...

When guys are in love, they become poor.
When girls are in love, they become pretty...

Guys can forget, but cannot forgive...
Girls can forgive, but cannot forget..

Guys care the most about the quantity of love...
Girls care the most about the quality of love..

Guys break-up when they feel love from another girl...
Girls break-up when they feel separation from her man...

Guys feel curiosity towards all girls...
Girls feel curiosity towards guys who are interested in her..

When guys are heartbroken, they try to forget about the girl by going out with another girl...
When girls are heartbroken, they try to find his characteristics from another guy...

Guys wish to be her first love....
Girls wish to be his last love...

-forwarded mail

Apology...

not everything can be solved with an apology.
not everyone can be frenz after sayin sorry.

-xTrA^SiAo whom incidentally is urs truly.

Story of Leaf, Tree and Wind.

I really love the verse "Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit.. Or because Tree didn't ask her to stay". If you fall for somebody don't pretend that it didn't matter. Love is something that you can't afford to have mind games with. Quickly tell your love, you love him/her so.

Tree's story
===
The reason I'm called tree is because I'm good at painting trees. Overtime I start to use a tree on the right hand corner as a trademark for all my watercolour paintings. I've dated 5 gals when I was in Pre-U. There's one gal whom I love a lot but never dared go after her. She doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't have a good figure, doesn't have outstanding charm.

She is just a very ordinary gal. I like her. I really like her. Like her innocence, like her frankness. Like her cuteness, like her intelligence and her fragility. The reason for not going after her is because I felt somebody so ordinary like her is not a good match for me. I was also afraid that after we are together, all the good feelings will vanish. I was also afraid other's gossips will hurt her. I felt that if she's my gal, she will be mine ultimately & I don't have to give up anything just for her. The last reason, made her accompany me for 3 years. She watched me chase after gals, and I have made her heart cry for 3 years.

She wants to be a good actress and I'm a very demanding director. When I kissed my 2nd girlfriend, she bumped into us. She was embarrassed but smiled & say "Go on!" before running off. The next day, her eyes were swollen like a walnut. I intentionally didn't want to think about what caused her to cry but laughed at her the whole day. When everybody went back home, she was alone crying in the classroom. She didn't know that I returned from soccer training to get something. I watched her cry for an hour or so.

My 4th girlfriend didn't like her. There was once when both of them quarrelled. I know that she's not the kind who will start a quarrel, but I sided with my girlfriend. I shouted at her and her eyes were filled shocked. I didn't care about her feelings and walked off with my girlfriend. The next day, she still laughed & joked with me like nothing has ever happened. I know that she's very hurt but she didn't know that my heartache is as bad as hers.

When I broke up with my 5th girlfriend, I asked her out. After going out >for a day, I told her that I have something to tell her. She told me that coincidentally, she has something to tell me too. I told her about my break up and she told me about her getting together. I know who's the guy. He has been going after her for quite a while. A very cute guy full of energy, lively and interesting. His pursuit for her has been the talk of the school. I can't show her my heartache but only smiled & congratulated her. When I reached home, the heart ache was so strong that I couldn't stand it. It's like a heavy stone on my chest. I couldn't breath. I wanted to shout but couldn't. Tears rolled down. I broke down & cried.
During graduation, I read a sms in my hp. It was sent 10 days ago when I broke down and cried. I haven't read it since then. It says "Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit... Or because Tree didn't ask her to stay... ...?"

Leaf 's story
===
During Pre-U days, I liked to collect leaves. Why? Because I felt that for a leaf to leave the tree she has been relying on for so long, it takes a lot of courage. During the 3 years of Pre-U I was on very close terms with a >guy. Not BGR kind but as buddy kind. But when he had his 1st girlfriend, I learnt a feeling I never should have learnt - Jealousy. The sourness in the heart can't be describe by using a lemon. It's like 100 rotten sour lemon. Sourness to the extreme limit. They were only together for 2 mths. When they broke up, I hid my strong sense of happiness. But after a mth, he got together with another gal. I like him & I know he likes me. But why won't he pursue me? Since he love me why he doesn't want to make the first move?

Whenever he had a new girlfriend, my heart would hurt. Time after time, my heart was hurt. I began to think that this was a one-sided love. If he didn't like he, why does he treat me so well. It's beyond what you will normally do for a friend. Liking a person is very heart wrenching. I can know his likes, his habits. But his feelings towards me I can never figure out. You can't expect me, a gal to ask him right?

Despite that, I still want to be by his side. Care for him, accompany him, >love him. Hoping that one fine day, he will love me. It's like waiting for his phone call every night, wanting him to send me a sms. I know that no matter how busy he is, he will make time for me. Because of this, I waited for him. The 3 years were the hardest to go through & I really wanted to give up. Sometimes, I wonder if I should continue waiting. The pain and hurt... This dilemma accompanied me for 3 years.

Till the end of my 3rd year, a 2nd year junior began to come after me. Everyday, he'll pursue me relentlessly. From outright rejection to a point in time when I felt that I'm willing to let him have a small footing in my heart. He's like a warm & gentle wind, trying to blow a leaf away from the tree. In the end, I realized that I didn't want to give this wind a small footing in my heart. I know this wind will bring this badly battered leaf to a far away & better land. Finally I left tree, but the tree only smiled & didn't ask me to stay.

Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit... Or because Tree didn't ask her to stay... ...?

Wind's story
====
I like a gal called leaf. Because she's so dependent on tree, I have to be a gust wind. A wind that will blow her away. When I first met her, it was 1 mth after I transferred to the new school. I saw a petite person looking at my seniors & me playing soccer. During ECA time, she will always be sitting there. Be it alone or with her friends looking at him.

When he talks with gals, there's jealousy in her eyes. When he looked at her, there's a smile in her eyes. Looking at her became my habit. Just like how she likes to look at him. One day, she didn't appear. I felt something amiss. I can't explain the feeling except that it's a kind of uneasiness. The senior was not there as well. I went to their classroom, hid outside and saw my senior scolding her. Tears were in her eyes when he left. The next day, I saw her at her usual place, looking at him. I walked over and smiled at her. I took out a note & gave it to her. She was surprised. She looked at me, smiled & accepted the note. The next day, she passed me a note and left.
"Leaf's heart is too heavy and wind couldn't blow her away."

"It's not that leaf's heart is too heavy. It because leaf never want to leave the tree."
I replied her note with this statement and slowly she started to talk to me & accept my presents & phone calls. I know that the person she loves is not me. But I have the feeling that with perseverance, one day I will make her like me.

Within 4 mths, I have declared my love for her no less than 20 times. Everytime, she will change the topic. But I never gave up. If I decide I want her to be mine, I will definitely use all means to win her over. I can't remember how many times I have declared my love to her. Although I know she will try to divert but I still bear a small ray of hope. Hoping that she will agree to me my girlfriend. I didn't hear any reply from her over the phone. I asked "what are you doing? How come you didn't want to reply?" She said, "I'm nodding my head". "Ah?" I couldn't believe my ears. "I'm nodding my head" She replied loudly. I hung up the phone, quickly changed, took a taxi, rushed to her place & pressed her door bell. When she opened the door. I hugged her tightly.

Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit... Or because Tree didn't ask her to stay... ...?

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy... ... ...

-from forwarded mail..

Lyrics

握紧的双手你能抓得住什么
给你海阔和天空又有什么用
我们都骗不过自己 我们都太过自信
才让我们都忘了珍惜
握紧的双手其实抓不住什么
渴望自由的人往往最不自由

- lyrics of 握紧